Am I going to be badass when I get this?

Absolutely. You will be encouraged throughout the day to swear a little bit more than usual. If you have children, start a swear jar. They’ll be excited to make some money.

Will you be making a 12-month planner?

You know it. They're being planned out as we speak. Make sure to sign up for the emails, and as soon as I will know, you will know.