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helen | interior decorator

First of all—thank you so much for loving Helen. Writing this blog has been a dream come true and I adore the feedback. Also, I am putting all proceeds aside to donate to a great charity. When I say charity, I am really just talking about my student loans. Seriously, you can donate at my  ...

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helen | helen speaks

Helen is feeling frisky tonight. Its been a long week, filled with exhausting people and too little sleep. Just a few things that are on my mind and seriously annoying. Passwords: Do you know that I literally have to keep a list of all my passwords for the 7 million things I need to do on a  ...

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helen | happy holidays?

I adore Christmas. I love the lights, the smells, the rush of Black Friday. I love seeing my family, drinking too much wine and the challenge of finding the perfect gifts. By December 26th I will probably be singing a different tune, like if I see one more piece of red or green glitter I am  ...

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helen | adulting

While having a conversation with the kiddos recently, one of them spouted off at the mouth and said, “I can’t wait to be an adult”. I immediately slapped her face* and told her to get out of here with that garbage. Being an adult is the worst. I proceeded to tell her the 78 thousand things  ...

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helen | nobody got time for dat

I feel like my life is flying by — especially when I drink too much and forget things, but I think that is a whole different issue. It was not long ago when I was in my twenties living a carefree life. Now I am ancient, with kids and bills. Being an adult is not always that fun. But there  ...

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helen | you are so annoying

Hope everyone has enjoyed their Labor Day weekend. Saying goodbye to summer is never easy, so hopefully this week you can start off with some laughs. Here are some of the annoying but funny things we have been laughing about lately… 1. People that are crappy tippers. If you tip less than  ...

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helen | single and fabulous

Is anyone else a former Sex and the City-A-Holic? Or like me, still constantly watching the series? For those of you living in a cave, it was a HBO TV show about four fabulous thirty-ish woman living in NYC who have it all — except boyfriends/husbands. While I have no desire to live in  ...

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